During a training today, we discussed forensic science and the need for us, as lawyers, to learn how to understand it.
Damnit! I became a lawyer because I suck at math and science and I have no head for those subjects. I don't want to have to know science! I just wanna stand around a courtroom and say, "blah blah blah blah, lawyer-things, big words, big words, yakity yak yak." Now I'm supposed to know science?!
Science, stay in your own field. Quit making me have to learn you!