One of my non-lawyer friends said something very funny the other day, which I needed to share:
This weekend, I was telling my friend how I had just recently gotten assigned to an attempted first degree murder case. I said that I'd already done a first degree murder case in February and now I had an attempted murder case in the same year. My friend's response was, "So, is that like hitting for the cycle* in a lawyer's world?"
*"Hitting for the cycle" is a baseball term that refers to a situation in which a player hits a single, double, triple, and a home run all in the same game.