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I bought a Snuggie.
Shut up! I don't even care that it's just a stupid backwards robe!! Because you know what? It's not just a backwards robe, ok? A) It's way too big to be a robe unless you're like 800 pounds and 2) it's way too long to be a robe unless you're a giant. So stuff it up your butt and stop mocking me.
As you can see, it's extremely sexy and attractive. Creepy monk-like attire is going to be all the rage soon and I'm going to be at the cutting edge of fashion.
Besides, as you can see in the first picture of the box, it's pink for breast cancer. So, really, I had to buy it or breast cancer would win. I'm just doing my part.
I've had it for less than 24 hours and I think I'm in love. I'm going to buy another one for the office.
3 people mouthin' off:
I was seriously just on my couch thinking, "Man a snuggie would be perfect right now." I do have a bit of a fever though so maybe I not in my right mind.
Halloween?
Petition--Or maybe you are in the perfect mindframe. Come join the Snuggie-cult with me. It is pretty neat...
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